Noel fielding buying broccoli
Interviewer: Ever gotten lucky on a beach?
Mikey: I found a $20 bill once.
Interviewer: Would you ever rock a Speedo?
Mikey: If someone put a shotgun to my head.
Interviewer: Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?
Mikey: Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.
Interviewer: What’s your favourite ice-cream truck song?
Mikey: The Godfather theme. Yes, in Jersey, many an ice-cream truck played the Godfather theme.
Interviewer: How do you keep your makeup from running onstage when you get sweaty?
Mikey: I don’t. At the show we played tonight, eyeliner and sweat streamed into my eye and I was partially blinded.
Interviewer: Ever do socks with sandals?
Mikey: You wouldn’t catch my cold dead body with sandals on.
Interviewer: Is there a body part you hide during the summer?
Mikey: All of them.
tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS
"But, Noel Fielding is a very fine performer. I think he’s one of the few performers who could probably take almost any substance and still perform to a very high standard. He’s very sharp and quick witted. I think you could probably put him in an oxygen tent with a burning tyre, leave him in it for about an hour, then kick him onto the stage at the Palladium and he’d do you a perfectly good hour. For all I know, that’s part of his preparation."- Russell Brand (via heartrachel)